This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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