If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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