We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
After tacos, we're chasing women.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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