Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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