i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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