My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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