I hate all girls vehemently.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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