i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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