Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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