it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just googled if crying burns calories
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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