walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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