She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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