Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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