My first STD was from a foam party
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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