summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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