good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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