My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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