I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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