I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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