That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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