Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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