Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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