cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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