I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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The air was thick with penises
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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