I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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