Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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