Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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