Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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