just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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