All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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