her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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