apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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