Me. At least after what I've been through.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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