I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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