I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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