Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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