Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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