She's JV to your varsity
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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