do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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