There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
did you just send me my own nude
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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