i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
There r osticjed everywhere
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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