It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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