To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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