The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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