I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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