yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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