I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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