check it out our google latitudes are spooning
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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