sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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