I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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