I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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