This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You're like the curious george of whores
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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