he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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