doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he fucked my hip out of place.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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